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Burning Down the House

by James Brush on January 18th, 2006 | 4 Comments

Driving along the highways around here, one can’t help but notice the big signs reminding motorists of the extreme fire danger throughout the state. There hasn’t been any significant rain, it’s unseasonably hot and very windy. What surprised me though was the wording on the electronic signs along Mopac and I-35 in Austin:

Arson/Burn Ban in Effect

Does this mean that under normal conditions there is no ban on arson? If so, it’s a bit disappointing to know that all those times I wanted to burn down someone’s house, torch a restaurant for providing lousy service, or just ignite a large swath of woodland to keep warm, my hand was stayed by the belief that arson was always banned. Silly me. I can’t wait until it rains again.

4 Comments | Filed under: Austin

4 Responses to “Burning Down the House”

  1. Heather says:

    I was wondering about those signs myself…

  2. James says:

    Good. It’s not just me then.

  3. eliz. s. says:

    Hey James – I included this in this week’s best of the Austin blogs post at Austinist.

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